for every note this gets i will message you telling you what Disney character i think you would be corresponding to your blog
i will do this no matter how long it takes!!
Having the Lieutenant back here?
I’M JUST SO HAPPY!
Also, Lieutenant, this is for you.
Yesterday I got a Fortune Cookie that said
“An attractive visitor will bring joy to your home.”
Well, I was like, ‘Oh, how nice, a handsome mailman will drop something off or a friend will stop by to say hi.”
Little did I know, that by the time I ate that fortune cookie and read the fortune, the Lieutenant was on her way to my house.
A 12 hour drive, and she was here, and of course, I was dog sitting. So when I got back to my house in the morning, I was confused as to why there was a strange car in our driveway.
Amoeba told me to go look in IrishIcing’s room. Well, I did that, and about fell over because the Lieutenant was there waiting for me. I threw my stuff on the ground and screamed and would not let her go. She’s here for a week! AH! I haven seen her in about half a year.
I am the happiest Captain ever right now. Amoeba and the Lieutenant have been planning this surprise for me for a little while. I have the best friends ever, and my fortune cookie came true.
Best, day, ever!
Okay, we have no idea why you follow our crazy asses.
But you do.
And we just want to say we love you, all 150 of you. We love you so much and you make our lives special! And we hope that we continue to entertain you as much as we end up entertaining ourselves.
We love all of you. And thank you all so very very much.
HAPPY FREAKING 21ST BIRTHDAY!
You, you my love, are 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just, I want to send you all the hugs and love in the world!
But, you are across the world from me, so I’m sending you all the love I can from the internet!
So, have a wonderful, crazy, and safe night my darling, and know that I’m wishing I was there with you, if only for a couple of hours. Though, I would probably not let you go if I was there…
But I think you would be okay with that…
Anyway! Now I’m rambling. I love you, and happy birthday!!!
Captain: I think I’m addicted to tumblr. ADDICTED I TELL YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA Mine is an evil laugh.
Lieutenant: BAHAHAHAHA I think I am too. But wait, and evil laugh? Are you mirror captain?
Captain: You’ll just have to find that out.
Lieutenant: NOOOOOOO! You are mirror captain! I have seen your sparkly gold cummerbund of evil! I will have to fix the transporter.
Captain: CUMMERBUND!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Captain: Do you have a beard?
Lieutenant: … Maybe, maybe not…
Captain: How do you know I’m not the real Kirk trapped in the mirror verse wearing the evil gold cummerbund?
Lieutenant: Hm. That is a valid point. I had not considered that. You will have to tell me something that only the real Kirk would know.
Captain: Which would be?
Lieutenant: Does the word Buffalo mean anything to you?
Captain: BUFFALO! Teehee!
Lieutenant: I find this to be proof enough beyond a reasonable doubt seeing as that was not, by any means, and evil giggle. It is far easier for you as a civilized person to behave like a barbarian than it would for mirror you, a barbarian, to behave like a civilized person. This being said, are we still playing chess this evening?