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Bearded Trekkies: To Boldly Grow

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Tumblr, the final frontier!

These are the thoughts of the Captain and Lieutenant. Their continuing mission? To explore strange new websites! To seek out new Blogs, and new Mustaches!

To boldly grow, where no beard has grown before!

Welcome to my Mirror Universe! Sometimes the Lieutenant joins me on here, but often she is off in her own universe and tumblr!

Please feel free to ask me anything! I'm really not that shy, and I don't bite (hard). I am a huge Star Trek fan (mostly Original Series), Sherlock BBC, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Game of Thrones, etc.

Warning, my blog is NSFW most of the time, so don't be surprised as to what you find here.

I'm a heteroflexible, kinky (in the BDSM lifestyle), neurotic, loving and caring nerd, so if you ever just want to chat, I'm a good ear. Love you all!
~Captain

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Three years ago today, I started this Tumblr with one of my best friends in the whole entire universe. Lieutenant, if you read this, I love you to Vulcan and back!

notmydate:

Put your hands together, John.

jaclcfrost:

[puts a hand on your shoulder] you’re my friend and i love you but that pairing……..

actor meme: character that made me fall in love— Ned the Pie Maker

elasmosaurus:

I made a poster for the Bay Area Sherlock Convention happening August 2nd and 3rd in Berkeley, CA. I’m super excited since this will be my first year attending and I will have an artist table there. I’ll also be doing a panel with a few other artists. I’m looking forward to seeing some awesome cosplays and meeting Sherlock fans!
Tickets for pre-registration end tonight at 11:30 PM PST.

elasmosaurus:

I made a poster for the Bay Area Sherlock Convention happening August 2nd and 3rd in Berkeley, CA. I’m super excited since this will be my first year attending and I will have an artist table there. I’ll also be doing a panel with a few other artists. I’m looking forward to seeing some awesome cosplays and meeting Sherlock fans!

Tickets for pre-registration end tonight at 11:30 PM PST.

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

(Source: weirdbooksifind)

"Oh. In the planetarium. You heard it too.

Oh, that is brilliant. That is gorgeous. This is beautiful. I love this.” 

(Source: cumberbatchs)