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Bearded Trekkies: To Boldly Grow

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Tumblr, the final frontier!

These are the thoughts of the Captain and Lieutenant. Their continuing mission? To explore strange new websites! To seek out new Blogs, and new Mustaches!

To boldly grow, where no beard has grown before!

Welcome to my Mirror Universe! Sometimes the Lieutenant joins me on here, but often she is off in her own universe and tumblr!

Please feel free to ask me anything! I'm really not that shy, and I don't bite (hard). I am a huge Star Trek fan (mostly Original Series), Sherlock BBC, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Game of Thrones, etc.

Warning, my blog is NSFW most of the time, so don't be surprised as to what you find here.

I'm a heteroflexible, kinky (in the BDSM lifestyle), neurotic, loving and caring nerd, so if you ever just want to chat, I'm a good ear. Love you all!
~Captain

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seizure7:

America Chavez + 10 years // cropped ver.
her star portals are 5 times bigger
her punches are 10 times stronger
full size [x]

seizure7:

America Chavez + 10 years // cropped ver.

  • her star portals are 5 times bigger
  • her punches are 10 times stronger
  • full size [x]

deniedmysign:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.

iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far  bonus

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iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

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I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I’d have a mixed hoard of at least seven of these things.

Game of Thrones Cast SDCC 2014 Portraits by Entertainment Weekly (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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zishorty:

llamasgotoheaven:

kismesister:

friendlytroll:

mamasam:

stopthatimp:

nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.

Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.

NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.

This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. She’s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is. 

And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they won’t know how to do these things. They won’t understand her. 

What a good movie. 

Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.

It’s not just a habit. It’s a very real part of Lilo’s healing process and Nani understands that.

Also if you pay attention to Nani’s room you’ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.

And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. It’s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.

What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.

WOAH THE RAINSTORM THING DID NOT OCCUR TO ME

Rewatching this freaking movie because yeah.

Benedict Cumberbatch and a penguin // (x)

(Source: sherlockens)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Every year at Comic Con I play a little game with the folks called ‘Geeks and Posers.’
Okay. Definitely I’m a poser, hands up.

(Source: sherlockens)

theatergesehen:

The Taming of the Shrew, Residenztheater

Director: Tina Lanik

parksandrecthings:

Amy Poehler: Life coach.

i need some of this in my life

(Source: elizabethtinafeys)