Bearded Trekkies: To Boldly Grow

Tumblr, the final frontier!

These are the thoughts of the Captain and Lieutenant. Their continuing mission? To explore strange new websites! To seek out new Blogs, and new Mustaches!

To boldly grow, where no beard has grown before!

Welcome to my Mirror Universe! Sometimes the Lieutenant joins me on here, but often she is off in her own universe and tumblr!

Please feel free to ask me anything! I'm really not that shy, and I don't bite (hard). I am a huge Star Trek fan (mostly Original Series), Sherlock BBC, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Game of Thrones, etc.

Warning, my blog is NSFW most of the time, so don't be surprised as to what you find here.

I'm a heteroflexible, kinky (in the BDSM lifestyle), neurotic, loving and caring nerd, so if you ever just want to chat, I'm a good ear. Love you all!



My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible)


This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.


This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.






“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”


“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”


“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”


"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."


"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."



Sherlock S3: Characters Part One

First part of a series of character illustrations from Sherlock, check out my blog for more soon! 


"You haven’t even touched your food."

"There! Now I’ve touched it. Happy?"

Young Frankenstein (1974) directed by Mel Brooks, starring Gene Wilder,  Teri Garr, Marty Feldman, Peter Boyle, Madeline Kahn and Cloris Leachman

(Source: dragqueeneames)



I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

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